(re: Roger's mustache) "Dad, when I get home from school the next day, I want that thing off."

At dinner I asked Niko to eat his corn. Niko said, "If you want me to eat it; you are going to have to make me"

I gave Niko a brownie...and Niko said, "That's a checkmark"

"Ask Mom to come play the memory game with us".... "and Dad... say Please"

This phone has everything. That's because Earth is a great planet.

Playing AngryBirds on the iPhone, "What are YOU smiling at pig."

Dad, where's your phone? I want your phone. Your phone has special powers.

(Niko) Do preying mantis say prayers? (Mom) Yes, because ther're praying bugs, right?

Lookout Dad

Niko: "Mom, will you kill dad if he doesn't get up?"
Mom: "No sweetheart"
Niko: "When are you going to kill him?"

(regarding Volcanoes), "if you get in lava it will kill you, and you will turn into bones, and you will go into the Museum"

"Go Mike Modano, Go Mike Modano, Go Mike Madano"... of course this was at the Ranger game. =)

At the Rangers games last night the beer man passed by and yelled "Bud Light" and Niko promptly yelled "Red Light...Green Light!"

"Have no fear"

I am getting Niko ready for bed and asks him "Are you going to be demanding?" Niko says, "What does that mean? Does that mean you are going to be good?"

"Wakey Wakey, the chickens are here"... this is how I woke up this morning :)

"Frogs hop in your pants and say Rebitte"

"I am afraid of bugs, because they taste people."

"No sacrifice, no victory!"

Hello I'm Niko I am your son

"This is spider, his name is bite; because he bites"

Dad, "I love you", Niko, "I know"

Mom asks, "Do you miss home", Niko, "I miss dad"

"I am not kidding..." add anything after that. This went on for 10 minutes

Niko: "Mom, does God know about Transformers", Mom: "Yes I think he probably does", Niko: "Good. When I grow up I want him to make me an Autobot"

"Sorry, maybe in the morning" responding to a request to go take a nap.

"Dark does not make sense for me" explaining why he wants the big light on when he sleeps.

"Does my soup have nutrition?" Yes..."Good, we need nutrition.. not old trition... old trition is bad for you"

"Please let strangers have bad dreams" in the middle of his nightly prayer.